RegisterStatusChangeCB vs. ScriptName/ScriptFunc

I need a virtual device to run a script on any setting of value or text- even if the value itself is unchanged.

The RegisterStatusChangeCB doesn't work as it only triggers if the status has "changed". The Scriptname/ScriptFunc capabilities of a script created Virtual Device doesn't work - because - well - it just doesn't work period. It seems to be a bug. The script never triggers.

So...back to the drawing board. Any ideas?

I can't use event triggers because I have over 24 devices (matrix switcher)...

Ugh!